Preparations are Underway!

While Chris is not really excited about turning 30, at least I am excited about having a party to celebrate his birthday.  With his party about a week away, I am staring to get everything ready.  I’m thinking about how much food, cake, plates, forks, decorations, seating, outdoor lighting, etc.

For me, parties always bring a bit of stress – and no, not about planning, but about doing so in a green fashion.  Think about it – the plates, napkins, forks, cups, etc.  And if people don’t recycle, then that adds to the waste.  I am already one to try to recycle anything, so I have come up with a plan to help cut down on waste for Chris’ birthday party, and those we host in the future!

First, I set out to cut down on the plastic forks, knives and spoons.  My plan is to collect a mix of old silverware and dip the handles  in plastic coating so they’re all unified, inexpensive, and reusable!

To start this project, I had to purchase the amount of silverware I needed ($10 at thrift stores) and 2 cans of plastic coating (found in the paint section of the home improvement store) ($10 each).  This comes in different colors, or can be dyed.  The only color the hardware store had was yellow, which was fine with me!  Just be sure to do this project outside, not just in the garage with a fan…

Washed eclectic silverware

Step 1: Wash the silverware with a strong dish soap, then dry completely.

Step 2: Find a cardboard box large enough to hold all of the silverware pieces on end – cut slits in box to insert forks, spoons, knives – be sure to measure your slits so they don’t fall into the box!

Plastic Dip Coating

Step 3:  Mix the plastic coating well and by holding the silverware by the utensil end (i.e. fork tines), slowly tip the utensil into the coating and slowly remove.  Do not scrape or shake, rather allow any excess to drip back into the can.

Step 4: Insert utensil end into the prepared cardboard box to dry.  Allow to dry 30 minutes between coats, or 4 hours before use.

While mine are not finished, here is what some look like so far:

The second project I set out to do involved child labor – lots of it to be frank.  Kari and I set out to tackle outdoor lighting.  There were 2 requests – eclectic, since cookie-cutter is boring to me, and child safe, meaning no candles with flames.

For the deck rails, I bought 30 (get it, 30?) glass cups, etc. from the thrift store.  My plan was to put a candle in each and place around the deck railing adhered by removable putty adhesive.  Kari came up with the idea of putting sand in the bottom of each.

Dry glasses and set on cookie sheet

Step 1: Collect glasses of various shapes and sizes.  I personally chose to stick with simple lines and clear, non-frosted glass.

Smear peanut butter to remove labels

Step 2: Wash glasses with warm soapy water.  Use a butter knife to pry any candle out of the glass after run under hot water for 30 seconds.  For those with stickers on them from yard sales, etc. use peanut butter to remove adhesive.  Any other oil can be used, but I chose peanut butter for its ability to stay put.

Step 3: Gather your supplies – canning funnel (regular will do, but it’s harder to get sand through), cup, large bowl, sand, and scissors.  I say scissors because if you try to rip the bag of sand, it will end up flying all over.  If you omit scissors, be sure to substitute vacuum cleaner.

Step 4:  Place a portion of sand in the large bowl, and with the cup, scoop desired amount of sand into glasses using the funnel.  The funnel helps the sand go straight to the bottom and not stick to the sides of the glass.

LED candles from Amazon $22

I found these LED votive candles online on Amazon for $22, and while they look cheesy in the package, they look pretty good in the glasses.

Finished candles

Kari had so much fun doing this project, I decided to set her up with another lighting project.  This one, I hoped, to find some stronger LED lights to place in the jars in order to light up a path, but, finding ones to fit inside the jars is proving difficult.  More to come!

Area 51 at Home

Chris and I live at the top of a valley between Jefferson and St. Louis counties.  Jefferson County recently built a new sewer district administration building.  We lived through the blasting, hammering and sawing throughout the summer and fall, and assumed the disturbance would end with construction.

Wrong.

Apparently, Jefferson County must be trying to summon spaceships with their parking lot lights.  We are talking at least 10 gigantic, ballpark-type lights for a parking lot smaller than a gas station.

Chris and I, and I am sure some of our neighbors, feel the pain of the lights streaming into bedroom windows at night.

I am the type of person who wakes up with the sunrise.  If it’s dark, I’m dead to the world.  If it is light, I’m wide awake.  So, with the lights, it’s no sleep with the drapes open.  Or, if I shut the drapes, I wake up late for work – regardless of the alarm!

Today, after rolling out of bed at 7 and trying to cram an hour and a half’s worth of bed-making, dinner prep, breakfast eating, showers, dog walking, and ironing into 30 minutes, I finally had enough.  I put a call in with Jefferson County.  I live in St. Louis County.  You can imagine where this is going.

I call.  I get the automated system.  No idea where to start, I dial the operator.  She cannot remember a new building in North Jefferson County being built this year and transfers me to public works.

The person in public works does not understand what I want them to do, so I explain how I petitioned Gravois Bluffs shopping mecca to turn off every 2 parking lot lights at night to cut down on light pollution (because when we purchased our house 4 years ago, I could see everything BUT the Milky Way, then with Gravois Bluffs, I was lucky to see Polaris).  Then I have to explain light pollution, and it’s a thing that bothers astronomers really, and, yeah.  I have alienated myself already in this 5 minute phone call.

She transfers me to voting.

There, after requesting my address, and telling the lady I am not in Jefferson County, she tells me I am not in Jefferson County and need to have my counsel member call the sewer building’s counsel member.  I ask to talk to the counsel member over the sewer building.

“What sewer building?!”
She consults with her colleague.
“Oh!  You mean the Northeast Sewer Management District Building!”
“Yes.”
She whispers the name and number to me.

I call Don, and he was very understanding and said he would phone them right away to see if some sort of timer could be set.

Thanks, Don!

Now, hopefully, Don will get the lights toned down, and I can wake up at 6 am, leave the house at 7:30, and omit the good morning panic!

Food! Oh, Fantastic Food!

On practically a daily basis, I call my friend, Josh, neglected. In fact, he is. Unlike my delicious childhood, Josh’s experiences with homemade food were less than ideal.  Think aerosol pancakes and food situations we shall just put in an ‘other’ category. Like many Americans, there are many ‘real foods’ he has never tried – or the first experience was so horrible, that path was not pursued again.

I learned most of my cooking skills from my mom.  Cooking has been a passion for me from such a young age.  I remember making scrambled eggs and various desserts at the age of 5. I love cooking food, eating food, and sharing food.

My parents and I would watch the cooking shows on PBS every Saturday morning.  Thank goodness for the new Create channel from PBS – now I can catch the cooking shows whenever! I do have to say, one of my favorites is America’s Test Kitchen.

America’s Test Kitchen tests recipes, types of food, etc. It’s a great way to see food analysis and learn about which ingredients are quality – and how price isn’t always indicative of quality!  I learned so much from their show about beef cuts (being a vegetarian, they somehow explained textures and consistency so I could understand).

Like any seasoned foodie, I have had my food flops, but I didn’t give up…not even after the crab rangoon Chris has mocked for 10 years now. After each mistake, which we all know are learning experiences, I analyze what went wrong, modify, or scrap and start over with the recipe.

Why do this? Because food is so amazing. This is one experience I wish more Americans would enjoy.  We eat all throughout the day, so why not enjoy it?  Why not enjoy what we are eating?  Actually be passionate about cooking great food and eating great food!

How does this strange obsession with good food possibly fit into geeky-me?  It does – very much so, because cooking is actually a science. Some argue an art, but the best cooking is done by understanding why things happen.  My bookshelves are filled with science books, including about 5 that pertain to cooking.  Here is a new one I intend to add to my shelf soon.

Get your kitchen dirty – have some fun.  Make some great food.  Be passionate about what you’re eating.

My New Meta-Resume

The job search is funny. I recently had a potential employer let me know they use a keyword search as a first step in the review process. I then followed up asking, “So, if I used the wrong synonym, I’m out?” After a pause, she said, “Well, yeah, I guess.”

So, here it is! My new Meta-Resume enhanced with keywords.

Experience

Financial Aid Coordinator, Saint Louis University Mar 07 – Present
Counseled students on financial aid. I maintained the website using Dreamweaver
and Drupal. I instituted debt counseling and financial responsibility seminars. I
redesigned the website content to include aid calculators, podcasts and a
scholarship database.

Enrollment Management Intern, Saint Louis University May 08 – Dec 08
Researched podcasting and wiki use for higher education. I created an audio
campus tour. I developed training sessions for Adobe Captivate and Google Apps
(Mail, Documents, Sites and Calendars). I offered computer-based tutorials, inperson
training, and written instructions to best address individual learning styles.

Senior Financial Aid Assistant, Saint Louis University June 06 – Mar 07
Completed data entry and file maintenance. I wrote procedures for departmental
functions. I organized training seminars for the department regarding policy changes
and topic refreshers. I created the aid sessions held during student orientation.

Financial Aid Counselor, University of Phoenix Mar 04 – Jun 06
Counseled students on the aid policies and payment arrangements. I developed
training for new counselors, revised orientation materials, and created financial
management seminars. I performed audits of files, as well as compliance review of
other counselors.

Education
Master of Arts, Higher Education
Saint Louis University, May 09

Bachelor of Science, Foreign Languages and Literature
Southern Illinois University, May 06

Skills
Mac                           CSS                         Garageband
Unix                          JAVA                         Final Cut Pro
Linux                         HTML                        Adobe Premiere
Windows

iWork                        Drupal                      iShowU
Google Docs              Ingenuix                   Screenflow
Microsoft Office          WordPress                Adobe Captivate
Google Sites

Professional Development
Apple Education Training, May 08
Author of “A Structure to Influence Student Development”

Keywords
Intelligent, Smart, Bright, Educated, Dedicated, Dedication, Creative, Creativity, Artistic, Analytical, Technical, Nerd, Geek, Team, Player, Team-player, Humor, Humorous, Music, Musical, Audio, Video, Edit, Editor, Editing, Podcaster, Podcasting, Mathematical, Logical

Everventure

This morning in the car, Chris was talking to me about telling stories.  His dad always tells stories and he has quite the knack for it.  Stories about long motorcycle rides, the Navy, Chris’ mom, etc. Chris feels he does not have any stories to tell, and that his life story would be uninteresting to anyone.

Well, I do disagree.

Life stories are the most interesting, regardless of if the adventures were found on a mountain or in the backyard.  These adventures are your own.  Own them.  Love them.  No one else is going to have your adventures for you.

I have this theory about knowledge.  One cannot possibly know everything unless he or she has spoken to every single creature.  We all contain bits of knowledge.  Although they may seem small to us, they could be immense to someone else.

If you want to have an adventure, then have it.  But don’t forget about all the small adventures that make up the one big adventure.

Coming Back Down to Self

I’ve been on somewhat of a hiatus since last December.  The Rescue just began taking off and demanding much of my free time.  Now that everything is in place, and I have an awesome team of volunteers working with me, I can breathe a little.  So, I decided to write an update.

Recently Chris and I had to reinforce the chicken pen, as we have had so many foxes in the area, and one even dug under the fencing to get a poor hen.  We lashed 36″ chicken wire all the way around the coop building and fencing to the ground, then put soil and grass seed over the top.  The worst part was burying the wire under the landscaping blocks around the kennel panels – those things are 28 pounds each!  Add in July heat (90 degrees + STL humidity), and we were pretty wiped out after the project.

Because of said foxes, my flock had been dwindling from 16 down to 8 with the last attack.  I bought 9 new pullets and was given 4 pullets by a friend.  So, I’m up to twenty-one now (6 Rhode Island Reds, 3 Buff Orpingtons, 3 Leghorns, 3 Black Australorps, 2 New Hampshires, 1 Barred Rock, 1 White Rock, 1 Black Star, and 1 Polish). Unfortunately, the girls can’t free range any longer, but they now have a 22′ x 30′ pen (we decided to expand from the 12′ x 20′ pen before renovating).

The garden had been doing well until July.  All of the squash family plants were taken over again this year by stink bugs.  I really need to work on an organic solution – I guess my concentration of Neem oil was too high again this year for the poor plants.  We did get some great cucumbers, peppers and tomatoes.  Some melon plants have survived too!  Just so sad we don’t get any great Connecticut pumpkins this year!

I have been sewing and crafting a little this summer (thank you cards for the Rescue, a few dresses for myself and Kari, painting and tie-dying shirts, making some new jewelry pieces, and knot blankets as a fundraiser).  I enjoy making my own things, as I think it is so fun to have a piece no one else in the world has…and to be able to make it your own!

The Rescue is going very well – so far, we have rescued over 275 pets!  We have adoption events several times each month, but by far, the Internet is the heavy hitter for adoptions!

After much flip flopping, I decided to make the jump to get the iPhone 4 from my 3G.  Although I pre-ordered mine, I stood in line for 6.5 hours.  And, yes, next time I am going to have it shipped. Turns out, I broke even with the upgrade as I sold my still new looking 3G on ebay.

Then, now that my computer demands have changed (video/design), I’ve become more taxing on a computer’s get-up-and-go, so I (after again much flip-flopping) sold my black Macbook and bought a new iMac.  I had to calculate a method of making the upgrade financially responsible, then I was more comfortable with it (buying on tax free weekend, selling my computer first).  And then, when the new iMacs were announced, I was all on board!  I went Friday early so I could be sure to get my iMac.  Friday also was the first time in my line waiting history that Chris (and Kari) actually waited in line with me!  Kari was the line’s comic relief.

The Difference Between Telling and Imparting

Ever been in a classroom where you just cannot keep your eyes open?  We all have. Mine was American history my sophomore year of undergrad (Spring 2002).  No matter how much sleep I got or how fast I chugged that Coke, I couldn’t stay focused.  Two things about this struck me: first, I love history and school.  I feel lost without school and I am always eager to learn.  Second, other students were crashing too.  Eventually, the huge lecture class dwindled to fifteen alternating attendees, until test day, when the auditorium would fill up again.

Why was this?  Were we all just poor students?  We weren’t engaged.  The instructor would walk up to the middle of the stage, pull his textbook out of his bag, and proceed to read aloud the chapters we were to read for this class session.

There was only one class where I was strangely awake.  He was asking questions, and we were answering, discussing, and, low and behold, learning.

Engage them.  Discuss.  Activities.  Scenarios.  Something!

M.I.A.

So, I have been slacking on my own website.  Sorry to my readership of 5.

The main reason behind my neglect is my rescue, St. Louis Pet Rescue.  Chris and I spent our vacation caring for 2 rescue dogs, and getting the rescue back up and running.

All together, I feel running a non-profit is worth it.  I enjoy helping others and a good quest toward changing the world.  Make this your New Year’s Resolution: Do something in your community to change its world!  Think Butterfly Effect.  Start a little something and who knows where it could end up.

What I Want

I don’t know how many of you have articles from your RSS feeds that you just can’t get to in a day, but I certainly do.

Wouldn’t it be completely useful to have integration of your phone into your car to play music and read articles.  Just say something like, “Read” as a title of an article you want to read comes up, and it’ll be read to you.  It could even integrate with the feed reader used on your computer and have a “bookmark” section of articles you pulled up, but did not close during the day, and an “unread” section.

This would be awesome.

Help Find Jeff’s Phone!

Jeff's Phone is in Arnold, MO

My friend Jeff went to breakfast at Uncle Bill’s in St. Louis this morning and left his iPhone on his table.  Someone picked it up and took it home!  It is somewhere in the above circle thanks to Mobile Me.  PLEASE repost, tweet or update your status message with a link to my blog post.  With as many friends as I have in this region, I’d hope we could track this phone down!